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These Allergies Are Killing Me

Me:
Hi, I need to make an appointment to see the allergist.
Them:
Ok, you can't take any antihistamines 5 days prior to the visit.
Me:
If i do that I'll probably be divorced or kill myself before the 5 days are up.
Them:
Silence.
Me:
Sorry, that date and time sounds fine.